Super cyber lundi

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

Flying, first strike {1}{B}, Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target oppon...

Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: Mesa Chicken gains flying until end of turn.

({T}: Add {G}.)

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

{2}: Roll a six-sided die. Urza's Science Fair Project gets the indicated result. 1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn. 2 — Prevent all combat damag...

Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped. Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step. As long as Urza's Contact Lenses i...

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Mirror Mirror enters the battlefield tapped. {7}, {T}, Sacrifice Mirror Mirror: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchan...

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Jester's Sombrero: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect. 1 — Sacrifice Jack-in-the-Mox and you lose 5 life. 2 — Add {W}. 3 — Add {U}. 4 — ...

{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of t...

Flying {1}, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all dama...

{4}, {T}: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that...

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronz...

{T}: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

Whenever Lexivore deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than Lexivore with the most lines of text in its text box. (If two or mo...

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.