Super cyber lundi

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice Krazy Kow and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

{1}{R}, {T}: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they...

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into yo...

If Goblin Bowling Team would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that perman...

{R}, {T}: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate this ability only any time it makes sense.)

Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double D...

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Chicken creature token.

Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player choose one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning...

Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.

Enchant player As Volrath's Motion Sensor enters the battlefield, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances Volrath's Motion Sen...

As Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Temp of the Damned enters the battlefield with a number of funk counters on it ...

Flying Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultryge...

Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage t...

Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add {B}{B}.

Flying As Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to t...

As Handcuffs enters the battlefield, choose a player. When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice Handcuffs and that playe...

Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning ...

{0}: Return Deadhead from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).

Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.

B.F.M. onto the battlefield. If one B.F.M. card more creatures.

You must cast both B.F.M. cards to put leaves the battlefield, sacrifice the other. B.F.M. can't be blocked except by three or