Super lundi

As this creature enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touching this creature, s...

You gain life equal to your age.

All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

As this creature enters, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were sear...

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

As this creature enters, choose a letter. This creature gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.

Gotcha — If an opponent says a word that's in the name of a card in your graveyard, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return that card to your hand.

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact.

You may have S.N.O.T. enter stuck to another creature named S.N.O.T. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature. S.N.O.T.'s power and to...

This creature enters with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters. This creature gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation...

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.

Deathtouch Poison Modular 2 (This creature enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on ta...

Populate. Proliferate. Investigate. Regenerate target creature. Replicate {2}{G} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its repl...

Changeling This creature gets +X/+X, where X is your devotion to hybrid. (Each hybrid mana symbol in the mana costs of permanents you control count...

When this creature enters, you may return target card from your graveyard with mana value X or less to your hand where X is your devotion to Sultai...

As long as you aren't playing with sleeves, Fear of Unsleeved Decks gets +1/+1 and has trample. (No, you can't start with sleeves and then remove t...

At the beginning of your upkeep, if all your commanders have been revealed, put a +1/+1 counter on Growing Detective.

Name two Ravnica Guilds. Create two copies that are copies of their gates. (Ravnica guildgates are lands that enter the battlefield tapped and tap ...

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 1 life for each co...