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Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a...

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. At the beginning of the upk...

Flying Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augmen...

First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, ...

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, th...

When this creature enters, exile target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard. If it has augment, combine it with a host you ...

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Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

Flying Gotcha — If an opponent touches the table with their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your h...

Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.

As this enchantment enters, choose an artist. {1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you ...

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a...

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment.

{W}{W}: This creature gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this tu...

Flying Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit....

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measu...

Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an opponent ...

As long as you're standing, this creature has vigilance.