Super lundi

Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Flying At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn, Augment {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Co...

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this ...

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature unless you say its flavor text.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyfa...

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell. When a player asks you permission to cast a sp...

When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When this creature enters, target opponent discards a card.

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a...

During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. {0}: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your oppone...

({T}: Add {G}.)

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{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of ...

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. At the beginning of the upk...

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into yo...

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.