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Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than this creature with the most lines of text in its text box. (If...

Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one ...

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice this creature and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each p...

First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, ...

Flying As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result. At the beginn...

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at target player's sideboard, choose three cards from it, and remove those cards from the match.

{1}{R}, {T}: Shuffle Jalum Grifter and two lands you control face down. Target opponent chooses one of those cards. Turn the cards face up. If they...

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect. 1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life. 2 — Add {W}. 3 — Add {U}. 4 — Ad...

({T}: Add {U}.)

Flying, first strike {1}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand, Say "It's coming": This card deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activ...

Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuff...

When you speak in non-rhyming sentences, sacrifice this enchantment. Say "I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything bounces off me and sticks to you": Ch...

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.

As this enchantment enters, choose a player. When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice this enchantment and that player ...

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into yo...

If this creature would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or...

{R}, {T}: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of t...

When this creature enters, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of this creature.