Célibataires MTG

Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in its controller's grav...

{2}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to e...

Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption assembles a number of Contraptions equal to the difference between t...

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player mills X cards, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target player discards a card.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, creatures target player controls get -1/-1 until end of turn.

Whenever another artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If that artifact is a Contraption, this creature gains lifelink...

Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost {1} less to cast.

{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that per...

First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this crea...

First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creat...

First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this cr...

Vigilance Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.

If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds {C}. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.

Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it." Equip...