Awesome Black Friday MTG Singles

When Squirrel Squatters enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever Squi...

When Mindslicer dies, each player discards their hand.

{T}: Add {T}{T}. Activate only once each turn. (While activating an ability, use {T} rather than tapping the permanent to pay for {T}.)

Trample Whenever you roll your third die each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Resolute Veggiesaur.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.) X target creatures you c...

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.) Madness {3}{B} (If you discard this card, discard ...

Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those...

Trample When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticke...

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.

When Lineprancers enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a power and toughness sticker on a creature you own. {3}{G}: Target c...

Choose one or both — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.) You may apologize...

Icatian Javelineers enters the battlefield with a javelin counter on it. {T}, Remove a javelin counter from Icatian Javelineers: It deals 1 damage ...

Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.") {...

Grabby Tabby has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.

When Alpha Guard enters the battlefield, choose a letter. {T}: Untap another target permanent whose name starts with the chosen letter.

{0}: Hyalopterous Lemure gets -1/-0 and gains flying until end of turn.

Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is the be...

Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or...

Xenosquirrels enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from Xenosquirrels. If you...

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. When you do, up to X target creatures each get -1/-1 until end of turn...

Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

As long as you've visited an attraction this turn, Soul Swindler has indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) When...

Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die. 1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn. 2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it. 3 — Six-Sided Die de...