Awesome Monday

Discard a card: Regenerate Patchwork Gnomes. (The next time this creature would be destroyed, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all d...

{X}, {T}: Target creature you control gets +X/+X until end of turn. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step.

{1}, Sacrifice Rith's Attendant: Add {R}{G}{W}.

{3}, {T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. {1}, Sacrifice Steamclaw: Exile target card from a graveyard.

{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Sungrass Egg: Add {G}{W}. Draw a card.

{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

{1}, Sacrifice Treva's Attendant: Add {G}{W}{U}.

Whenever Sparring Golem becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each creature blocking it.

{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

{1}, {T}, Discard a card: Target noncreature artifact becomes an artifact creature with power and toughness each equal to its mana value until end ...

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.

{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guesse...

{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this cr...

First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this crea...

First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creat...

Vigilance Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.

Togglodyte enters the battlefield turned on. Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle Togglodyte's ON/OFF switch. As long as Togglodyte is turned ...

First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy B...