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When this creature dies, add {C}{C}{C}.

Sacrifice this creature: Exile target card from a graveyard.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if this creature is on the battlefield, each player returns all cards named Myr Servitor from their graveyard to t...

Discard a card: Regenerate this creature. (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and hea...

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

When this artifact enters, put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice. When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice this ...

During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. {0}: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your oppone...

If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature without reminder text. (Reminder text is still any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

Defender You may tap an untapped Wall you control to have any player reroll a die that player rolled.

{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.

{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guesse...

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

This creature enters turned on. Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle this creature's ON/OFF switch. As long as this creature is turned off, it c...

Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this creature, then sacrifice it unless you say "...

{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your ha...

{1}, {T}, Exile this artifact: You may reveal a container holding at least three different sealed booster packs. If you do, select one of those pac...

Flying Whenever you cast a spell, put charge counters equal to four times that spell's mana value on this Vehicle. Remove 121 charge counters from ...

Deathtouch Poison Modular 2 (This creature enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on ta...

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.