Awesome Monday

Bag of Stroopwafels enters the battlefield with eight stroopwafel counters on it. {3}, {T}, Remove a stroopwafel counter from Bag of Stroopwafels: ...

{T}, Exile Black Tulip: Add three mana of any one color. You can't activate this ability until you've begun your sixth turn of the game. (Keep trac...

When Cat Oven enters the battlefield, create a Food token. {T}, Sacrifice a Food: Create a 1/1 black Cat creature token. Each opponent loses 1 life...

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life. Draw a card. Exile up to one target card from a graveyard. This artifact deals 1 damage to each...

Imprint — When Compleated Clone Shell enters the battlefield, look at four random cards from your sideboard and exile one face down. When Compleate...

Suspend 2—{2} (Deep Dish Pizza has no mana cost and must be suspended.) {2}, Sacrifice Deep Dish Pizza: Gain 3 life, draw three cards, and Deep Dis...

Whenever a creature you control dies, put an art counter on Famous Museum. {T}: Add {C}, plus an additional {C} for each art counter on Famous Museum.

Gingerbehemoth costs {2} less to cast for each Food you've sacrificed this turn. Vigilance, trample {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbehemoth: You gain 6 ...

Pledge (Join a two-colored guild if you haven't already this game.) {T}: Add three mana in any combination of your guild's colors

Vigilance Corrupted Metalcraft — As long as you control three or more artifacts and an opponent has three or more poison counters, Incisor Steed ge...

{T}, Discard a card: Choose a card name that hasn't been chosen among Who, What, When, Where, and Why. Create a copy of the card with the chosen na...

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a tapped colorless token at random with the listed name and ability. • Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this t...

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 1 life for each co...

Whenever equipped creature attacks, sacrifice Karlov's Crossbow and destroy target creature an opponent controls. Equip {1} Forecast — {0}, Reveal ...

When this Vehicle enters, create three colorless artifact tokens named Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life." Wh...

Whenever Leisure Bicycle attacks, target creature that crewed it this turn explores. Crew 1 Cycling {2}

Poison Tolerance +3 (It takes three additional poison counters for you to lose the game to poison.) When Melira's Snacks enters the battlefield, dr...

{T}: Put an acquired taste counter on this artifact. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You draw two cards and lose 4 life. Then you gain 1 life for eac...

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. Equip {1}

Haste Oil Scavenge {3}{R} ({3}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of oil counters equal to this card's power on target creature....

Flying, toxic 1

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Potatoes: Choose one — • Boil — Potatoes deals 1 damage to any target. • Mash — Create two Food tokens. • Stew — Gain 3 life. D...

As Power Level Analyzer enters the battlefield, you and target opponent each secretly choose a number between 1 and 10, then reveal. Power Level An...

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Add an amount of {R} equal to the sacrificed artifact's mana value.