Awesome Monday

If a source would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.

{1}, {T}: Untap target artifact.

Defender (This creature can't attack.) When this creature blocks, return it to its owner's hand at end of combat. (Return it only if it's on the ba...

This creature can't attack or block if an enchantment is on the battlefield.

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {C}{C}.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

Flying {3}{W}, Sacrifice another artifact: This creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of yo...

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other ...

Whenever you crank this Contraption, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains "{T}: You gain...

Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a ...

Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the differenc...

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, this creature can't be b...

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

As this artifact enters, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, this arti...

Flying When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contrap...

Flying When this creature enters, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.

{4}, {T}: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.

Flying {4}: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)

{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw...