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{T}: Add {U} or {B}. {U}{B}: This artifact becomes a 2/2 blue and black Horror artifact creature until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.

{3}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.

{3}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.

You have no maximum hand size.

You have no maximum hand size.

{1}, {T}: You gain 1 life.

{1}, {T}: You gain 1 life.

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Whenever a player casts a green spell, you may gain 1 life.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Equipped creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step. Equipped creature has "{T}: This creature deals 2 damage to any target." Equip {4}

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target player's graveyard. When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {B}. If...

When this creature dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.

As this creature enters, it becomes your choice of a 3/3 artifact creature, a 2/2 artifact creature with flying, or a 1/6 Wall artifact creature wi...

When this artifact enters, draw a card. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever a creature you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. Equip {2}

When this creature enters, you may search your library for an Assembly-Worker creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter wh...

When this creature dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card with mana value 3 or less. You may cast that car...

{4}{W}: Return another target creature you control to its owner's hand.

{1}{B}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast this spell. Each artifact you tap after you're done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.) This creature ...