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Whenever a source an opponent controls deals damage to you, if this artifact is untapped, you may draw a card.

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1....

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Roll the planar die. Activate only as a sorcery.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever a creature you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. Equip {2}

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without...

As long as this creature is enchanted, it gets +2/+2 and has flying, first strike, and trample.

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {2}

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Flying, deathtouch When this creature enters, draw a card.

Whenever a source an opponent controls deals damage to you, if this artifact is untapped, you may draw a card.

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.) Equipped creature gets +1/+1....

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Roll the planar die. Activate only as a sorcery.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1. Whenever a creature you control enters, you may attach this Equipment to it. Equip {2}

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without...

As long as this creature is enchanted, it gets +2/+2 and has flying, first strike, and trample.

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {2}

{0}: Tap all lands you control. This artifact becomes a 3/3 Turtle artifact creature until end of turn.

This creature can't attack or block unless you tap an untapped creature you control not declared as an attacking or blocking creature this combat. ...

At the beginning of your end step, if you control no untapped lands, you gain 2 life.

When this artifact enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. {W}{U}{B}{...

Whenever you activate an ability of an artifact or creature that isn't a mana ability, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Affinity for Gates (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Gate you control.) This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less....

{2}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")