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Target creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. If you control a Wizard, draw a card.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. Scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom ...

Tap target creature. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. Draw a card.

Counter target spell. Draw a card.

Target creature gets -1/-0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Draw two cards. Cycling {U} ({U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Target creature gets -4/-0 until end of turn. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Draw a card.

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Pirate. Counter target spell unless its controller pays {4}.

Counter target spell. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Counter target creature or planeswalker spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard. Scry 1.

Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand. If its mana value was 2 or less, scry 2.

Scry 1. Draw a card.

Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Serpent with base power and toughness 4/4. Cycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Mill three cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your...

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control."

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

Target creature gets +3/+1 and gains lifelink until end of turn. (Damage dealt by the creature also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

Search your library for a basic land card, put it on the battlefield, then shuffle. Until end of turn, that land becomes a 4/3 Insect creature with...

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.

Undergrowth — Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. If that creature would die t...

Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.