Awesome Monday

Add {B} for each creature card in your graveyard.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to any target.

Target player shuffles up to four target cards from their graveyard into their library.

Draw a card. Flashback {2}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Exile target creature. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Destroy target creature. Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, you gain 2 life.

Warleader's Helix deals 4 damage to any target and you gain 4 life.

Target creature gets +3/+1 and gains trample until end of turn. Flashback {3}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost...

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into yo...

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.) Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.

Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage fr...

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment.

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.

All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.