Awesome Monday

You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this tu...

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from y...

Add {R} for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.

Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your g...

Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ?...

If you control two or more green permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target artifact.

Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.

Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an opponent ...

You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, create a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Counter target spell. Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyar...

Target player discards a card. Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card ...

Target creature gets +3½/+3½ until end of turn.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

Populate. Proliferate. Investigate. Regenerate target creature. Replicate {2}{G} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its repl...

Believe in the Cleave costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike and trampl...

Exile target creature or Vehicle. At the beginning of the next end step, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. Then you ma...

Establishing Shot deals 2 damage to any target. If this is the first spell you've cast this game, it deals 3 damage instead.

Treat Irrefutable Evidence's mana value as 10 while it's in your graveyard. Draw a card. When you collect Irrefutable Evidence as evidence, draw a ...

You and target creature's controller each secretly choose a number 0 or greater. Then, reveal the chosen numbers. If your number was highest or tie...

Add {B}{B}{B}. If this card is signed by someone who has ever designed a Magic card, treat all black mana symbols on this card as red mana symbols....

Choose one — • It's Probably Nothing — Proliferate. Draw a card. • That Could Actually Be Dangerous — Counter target creature, artifact, or planesw...

Choose a number between 6 and 8. My Deck is About a Seven deals that much damage to target creature.

(Spells without mana costs can't be played) When this spell resolves, discard a card. Then draw a card. Splice onto Anything {1}{R} (As you cast a ...