Awesome Monday

Attach target Aura attached to a creature or land to another permanent of that type.

Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Creatures without flying can't block this turn.

Attacking creatures gain first strike until end of turn.

Choose one — • Target player gains 3 life. • Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Heat Ray deals X damage to target creature.

Return all green permanents to their owners' hands.

Until end of turn, target creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 0/1.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

X target blocked creatures assign their combat damage this turn as though they weren't blocked.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}. If that player doesn't, they tap all lands with mana abilities they control and lose all unspe...

Until end of turn, lands you control gain "Sacrifice this land: Add {B}."

Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn to up to two target creatures.

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Counter target spell. Untap up to four lands.

Destroy target artifact. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Shower of Sparks deals 1 damage to target creature and 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Two target creatures each get +2/+2 until end of turn.

Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.

Choose artifact, creature, or land. Tap all untapped permanents of the chosen type target player controls, or untap all tapped permanents of that t...

Create three 2/2 white Knight creature tokens. Exile them at the beginning of the next cleanup step.

target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and ...

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

You gain 1 life for each person who high-fives you in the next thirty seconds. Each player in an Un-game who high-fives you gains 1 life. (Offer hi...