Awesome Monday

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.

A person outside the game chooses an attacking or blocking creature target opponent controls. That player sacrifices that creature.

Counter target spell, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck ...

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it's a host or has augment, it gains lifelink until end of turn.

Trample (This spell can deal excess damage to its target's controller.) Super-Duper Death Ray deals 4 damage to target creature.

Roll a six-sided die. Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result.

Strive — This spell costs {2}{G} more to cast for each target beyond the first. Destroy any number of target artifacts and/or enchantments.

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

Destroy target attacking or blocking creature.

Target player draws two cards.

Up to two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to another target creature.

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains first strike until end of turn. You gain 2 life. (A creature with first strike deals co...

Blindblast deals 1 damage to target creature. That creature can't block this turn. Draw a card.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you control a creature with power 4 or greater. Change the target of target spell or ability with a single tar...

Chandra's Pyrohelix deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.

Chandra's Triumph deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls. Chandra's Triumph deals 5 damage instead if you control a...

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. Amass Zombies 2. (Put two +1/+1 counters on an Army you control. It's also a Zombie. If you do...

Destroy target creature. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Draw a card.

Exile target permanent with mana value 4 or greater.

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn. You gain 2 life.

Divine Arrow deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.