Awesome Monday

Choose one or both — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.) You may apologize...

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.) X target creatures you c...

Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its ...

Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its ...

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots y...

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots y...

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blu...

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blu...

Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that pla...

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that pla...

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's a...

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's a...

Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or...

Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or...

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat. Gain control of target creature until e...

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat. Gain control of target creature until e...

Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is the be...

Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is the be...

Blaze deals X damage to any target.

Add {R} for each tapped land your opponents control.