Awesome Monday

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. Draw two cards and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this a...

You get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target ...

Choose one or both — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.) You may apologize...

Choose one or both — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.) You may apologize...

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.) X target creatures you c...

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.) X target creatures you c...

Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with the either of the chosen letters.

Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with the either of the chosen letters.

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots y...

Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with the either of the chosen letters.

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

You get seven {TK}. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name stic...

You get seven {TK}. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name stic...

You get seven {TK}. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name stic...

Choose two — • Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) • Roll to visit your Attractions. • You get {TK...

Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its ...

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blu...

Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that pla...

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's a...

Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or...

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat. Gain control of target creature until e...