Awesome Monday

Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens, then flip a coin. If you win the flip, return Molten Birth to its owner's hand.

Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashb...

Up to two target creatures can't block this turn. Flashback {3}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. ...

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.

Rolling Temblor deals 2 damage to each creature without flying. Flashback {4}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback c...

Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.

Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each creature card in your graveyard. Flashback {6}{B} (You may cast this card from your gr...

Spell mastery — If there are two or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, you may cast this spell as though it had flash. (You may c...

Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. Flashback {1}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. The...

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) Draw three cards.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Flashback {3}{W} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback ...

Draw three cards. You may play an additional land this turn.

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. If you return a nonland card to your hand this way, Vengeful Rebirth deals damage equal to tha...

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

You gain life equal to your age.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were sear...

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that cr...

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

Create a 1/1 colorless Expansion-Symbol creature token for each different expansion symbol among permanents you control.

Destroy target land. Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.