Awesome Monday

You may tap this creature to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

{1}{B}, Growl: Regenerate this creature.

When the names of three or more nonland permanents begin with the same letter, sacrifice this creature. If you do, it deals 2 damage to each creatu...

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.)

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchant...

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from y...

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touc...

Target player discards a card. Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card ...

{T}: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.

This creature enters with two arms and two legs. Whenever damage is dealt to this creature, remove an arm or a leg from it. This creature can't att...

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches this creature, that player loses 2 life.

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

As this creature enters, straighten your arms. When you bend an elbow, sacrifice this creature.

As this creature enters, choose an artist. Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+1 counters on th...

First Strike You can't cast Bad Knight if you're on the Mirran team. If Bad Knight is on the battlefield at the end of the game, score an additiona...

Flying If an opponent would create a Clue, they create a Blood instead. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this artifact: ...

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.) Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. If X was 7 or ...

You can't cast Demon Detective unless all of your commanders have been revealed. Flying