Awesome Monday

Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)

Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)

Destroy target creature, then assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

The Fallen Apart enters the battlefield with two arms and two legs. Whenever damage is dealt to The Fallen Apart, remove an arm or a leg from it. ...

Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)

Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.)

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has menace. Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches enchanted creature, that player los...

As Farewell to Arms enters the battlefield, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacri...

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from ...

Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on ...

All Sliver creatures have frenzy 1. (Whenever a Sliver attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +1/+0 until end of turn.)

Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.

You may activate Ninja's augment ability any time you could cast an instant. Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, Augment {2}{...

Flying, trample At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body. When a balanced card falls or touc...

Target player discards a card. Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Stop That...

Flying Old-Fashioned Vampire gets +2/+2 and has deathtouch as long as it's dark outdoors.

{T}: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.

Menace Whenever Overt Operative deals combat damage to a player, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up ont...

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.

{3}{B}, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark ...

Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.

Flying When Skull Saucer enters the battlefield, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice Skull Saucer when your head stop...