Awesome Monday

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of times the letter of your choice appears in that creature's name.

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals their hand. You choose a card from it with the longest name. That player disc...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing left in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anywh...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player loses a finger until Sly Spy leaves the battlefield. (The finger is chosen by its own...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, that player reveals the top card of their library. Put that card into your hand and you lose life...

You may tap Snickering Squirrel to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.

As Working Stiff enters the battlefield, straighten your arms. When you bend an elbow, sacrifice Working Stiff.

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy target creature facing right in its art. (Creatures without faces don't face anyw...

Whenever Sly Spy deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.

As Zombie Fanboy enters the battlefield, choose an artist. Whenever a permanent with art by the chosen artist is put into a graveyard, put two +1/+...

Menace

Increase the result of each die you roll by 2.

Deathtouch When Steady-Handed Mook enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one ...

When this creature enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

{4}{B}: Combine Zombified from your graveyard with target host. {2}{B}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Augment {4}{B} ({4}{B}, Reveal t...

A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may discard a card. If you do, choose a creature. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a play...

When Knights of the Black Rose enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. Whenever an opponent becomes the monarch, if you were the monarch as...

Warriors your team controls have haste.

Enchant creature card in a graveyard When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a gr...

Assist (Another player can pay up to {6} of this spell's cost.) Flying When Vampire Charmseeker enters the battlefield, return target instant, so...

This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn. Flying, deathtouch

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.

Destroy target nonlegendary creature.