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Flying, haste When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.

Flying, haste When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that pla...

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that pla...

When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginnin...

Deathtouch Whenever another creature that has a hat enters the battlefield under your control or a hat sticker is put on a creature you control, ea...

Deathtouch Whenever another creature that has a hat enters the battlefield under your control or a hat sticker is put on a creature you control, ea...

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Return a creature ca...

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Return a creature ca...

When Gray Merchant of Alphabet enters the battlefield, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you g...

When Gray Merchant of Alphabet enters the battlefield, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you g...

When Line Cutter enters the battlefield, roll to visit your Attractions.

When Line Cutter enters the battlefield, roll to visit your Attractions.

After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you roll a 6, crea...

After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you roll a 6, crea...

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's a...

Menace Whenever Quick Fixer deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Menace Whenever Quick Fixer deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

{T}, Sacrifice Rat in the Hat: Until end of turn, you may cast target creature card that has a hat from your graveyard.

{T}, Sacrifice Rat in the Hat: Until end of turn, you may cast target creature card that has a hat from your graveyard.

As long as one or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it gets +2/+2. As long as two or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has menace. A...

As long as one or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it gets +2/+2. As long as two or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has menace. A...

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's a...

Scared Stiff has menace as long as you control a stickered permanent.