Awesome Monday

Deathtouch When Carnival Carnivore enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

When Deadbeat Attendant enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that pla...

When Gray Merchant of Alphabet enters the battlefield, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you g...

Deathtouch Whenever another creature that has a hat enters the battlefield under your control or a hat sticker is put on a creature you control, ea...

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Return a creature ca...

When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginnin...

Flying, haste When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.

After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you roll a 6, crea...

When Scampire enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a creature card in your graveyard. {3}{B}: Return target creature...

When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat. "Brims" Barone,...

When Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life....

When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat. "Brims" Barone,...

When Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life....

Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa, Midway Manager gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until en...

Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa, Midway Manager gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until en...

Reach When Spinnerette, Arachnobat enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +...

Reach When Spinnerette, Arachnobat enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. As long as you control three or more Attractions, Spinnerette gets +...

When Line Cutter enters the battlefield, roll to visit your Attractions.

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand. Create a Food token for each trash can you can see from your seat. (It's a...

Menace Whenever Quick Fixer deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

As long as one or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it gets +2/+2. As long as two or more hands are touching A Real Handful, it has menace. A...

Add or subtract 1 from target creature's power, target player's life total, or target die roll's result. Draw a card.