Awesome Monday

Conductor of Cacophony enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. {B}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Conductor of Cacophony: It deals 1 da...

At the beginning of your upkeep, Creeping Bloodsucker deals 1 damage to each opponent. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.

Choose one — • Destroy target creature or planeswalker. • Return target Zombie creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

When Disciple of Perdition dies, choose one. If you have exactly 13 life, you may choose both. • You draw a card and you lose 1 life. • Exile targe...

When Ossuary Rats enters the battlefield, it deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls, where X is the number of creat...

When Skullslither Worm enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card. For each opponent who can't, put two +1/+1 counters on Skullslither W...

{4}{B}{B}, Exile Suspicious Shambler from your graveyard: Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. Activate only as a sorcery.

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.

When Black Cat dies, target opponent discards a card at random.

Menace

Flying {7}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Blight Keeper: Target opponent loses 4 life and you gain 4 life.

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodbond Vampire.

Flying Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodthirsty Aerialist.

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. You lose 2 life.

When Burglar Rat enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If it's a Zombie card, draw a card.

Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if a creature died this turn. Flying, deathtouch

Destroy target creature. Consign to the Pit deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Mill three cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your...

Flying When Crow of Dark Tidings enters the battlefield or dies, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

When Chittering Rats enters the battlefield, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.

{X}: Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.