Awesome Monday

Council's dilemma — When Orchard Elemental enters the battlefield, starting with you, each player votes for sprout or harvest. Put two +1/+1 counte...

Whenever another Warrior enters the battlefield under your team's control, put a +1/+1 counter on Decorated Champion.

When Jungle Wayfinder enters the battlefield, each player may search their library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into their hand, then s...

All Slivers have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

All Sliver creatures get +1/+1.

Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

As Gluetius Maximus enters the battlefield, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touch...

You gain life equal to your age.

Trample

Each creature you control that's a Wolf or a Werewolf enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. [-2]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf...

Each creature you control that's a Wolf or a Werewolf enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. [-2]: Create a 2/2 green Wolf...

Haste Scavenge {3}{B}{G} ({3}{B}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to this card's power on target crea...

{T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to your devotion to green. (Each {G} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to gre...

Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has "{T}: Add one mana of any color." [-1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has "{T}: Add one mana of any color." [-1]: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Kicker {3} (You may pay an additional {3} as you cast this spell.) If Grunn, the Lonely King was kicked, it enters the battlefield with five +1/+1 ...

{T}: Add {G}.

Paradise Druid has hexproof as long as it's untapped. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) {T}: Add one mana of...

Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

When Elvish Rejuvenator enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battle...

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Scythe Leopard gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Trample Whenever you cast a spell, if that spell was kicked, put a +1/+1 counter on Hallar, the Firefletcher, then Hallar deals damage equal to the...