Awesome Monday

Warriors your team controls have haste.

When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.

First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact.

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once ...

Mogg Flunkies can't attack or block alone.

Add {R} for each nonland permanent with art by the artist of your choice.

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent cont...

Frenzy 2 (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.) Garbage Elemental can't be blocked by wordy creature...

When Garbage Elemental enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your spro...

Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without...

Unleash (You may have this creature enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. It can't block as long as it has a +1/+1 counter on it.) Eac...

Last strike (This creature deals combat damage after creatures without last strike.) Battalion — Whenever Garbage Elemental and at least two other...

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.

When Orcish Paratroopers enters the battlefield, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it turns over com...

Sacrifice a creature or land: Add {HR}.

Battle cry (Whenever this creature attacks, each other attacking creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.) When Garbage Elemental enters the battlefi...

Punctuate deals damage to target creature equal to half the number of punctuation marks in that creature's text box. (The punctuation marks are ! ?...

Trample At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn, Augment {1}{R}{R} ({1}{R}{R}, Reveal this card from your hand...

Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, ...

As Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to ...

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, ...