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Enchant creature As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words. Enchanted creature has flying. Whenever enchanted creature deals...

{U}: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.

Choose a nonland card name, then reveal the top card of your library. If that card has the chosen name, you draw three cards.

{U}, Say your middle name: This creature gains shroud until end of turn. {U}, Say an opponent's middle name: This creature gains flying until end o...

Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that cr...

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return this card from your g...

Did you know this creature has flying? Are you aware that any time you say something that isn't a question, when a player points out this fact firs...

Whenever this creature attacks, choose a card name. If defending player has no cards with the chosen name in their hand, they may reveal their hand...

Counter target spell. Gotcha — If an opponent says "spell" or "counter," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyar...

When Adventurer Beguiler enters the battlefield, choose target creature card on an adventure. That card is now on an adventure for you. (You can ca...

Spell commander (This card can be your commander. In Limited, it can partner like other monocolored legends.) Target player shuffles their graveyar...

Flying When this creature enters, you may return target creature an opponent controls with mana value X or less to its owners hand, where X is your...

Scry 1. When you do, choose one — • Yes, I understand my mission. — Draw a card. • Could you repeat that again? — Exile Dialogue Tree. Return it to...

Flying Poison Tolerance +2 (It takes two additional poison counters for you to lose the game to poison.)

{1}{U}, {T}: Surveil 1. If all your commanders have been revealed, draw a card instead.

Investigate X times, then create an 0/0 Blue Elemental creature token. Put +1/+1 counters on that token equal to the number of Clues you control.

Enchant nonland permanent. Enchanted permanent is a Sol Ring. (It's no longer anything else.)

Flying Flying backup (When this creature enters the battlefield, put a flying counter on target creature. If that's another creature, it also gains...

When this creature enters, target creature loses its name. Creatures you control have protection from creatures with no names.

You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it and it's the...

Treat Irrefutable Evidence's mana value as 10 while it's in your graveyard. Draw a card. When you collect Irrefutable Evidence as evidence, draw a ...

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for 1 generic mana.) Flying

Choose one — • It's Probably Nothing — Proliferate. Draw a card. • That Could Actually Be Dangerous — Counter target creature, artifact, or planesw...

Enchant creature Enchanted creature does not simply untap during its controller's untap step. Enchanted creature has nonbasic landwalk. (It can't s...