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Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

Flying When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Each creature you control with three ...

Flying When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Each creature you control with three ...

When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat. "Brims" Barone,...

When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat. "Brims" Barone,...

First strike As this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. This creature has protection from names that start with the...

First strike As this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. This creature has protection from names that start with the...

Haste Robots you control get +1/+1. {R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Rob...

Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with the either of the chosen letters.

Haste Robots you control get +1/+1. {R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Rob...

Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. {2}{G}{W}, {T}: You get {TK}. You may put a sticker on a n...

Whenever you put an ability sticker on a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature. {2}{G}{W}, {T}: You get {TK}. You may put a sticker on a n...

Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with the either of the chosen letters.

Flying When Aerialephant enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Flying When Aerialephant enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number o...

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots y...

When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever you rol...

Target blocking or blocked creature you control get +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until e...

Vigilance Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control. Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art...

Vigilance Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control. Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art...

Flying, vigilance When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {1}{W}, {T}: Put ...