Awesome Monday

Destroy target creature. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

When Merciless Executioner enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature.

Raid — When Shipwreck Looter enters the battlefield, if you attacked this turn, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Whenever you draw a card, target opponent mills two cards. If two nonland cards that share a color were milled this way, repeat this process. {5}{U...

Counter target instant spell.

Choose target creature. You get {E}{E} (two energy counters), then you may pay any amount of {E}. The creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for eac...

Destroy target creature.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has one or fewer cards in hand, they lose 3 life.

Defender {1}{G}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Each player mills two cards.

{7}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice Shore Keeper: Draw three cards.

Megamorph {4}{U} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 count...

Whenever another black creature enters the battlefield under your control, target creature gains intimidate until end of turn. (It can't be blocked...

Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Take Inventory in your graveyard.

At the beginning of your upkeep, Ill-Gotten Inheritance deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. {5}{B}, Sacrifice Ill-Gotten Inheritan...

When Barrow Witches enters the battlefield, return target Knight card from your graveyard to your hand.

Boot Nipper enters the battlefield with your choice of a deathtouch counter or a lifelink counter on it.

Flying Whenever you cycle or discard a card, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Flying, vigilance Whenever Jelenn Sphinx attacks, other attacking creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

{1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Morph {4}{B} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

{2}{B}: Regenerate Asphodel Wanderer.

When Slum Reaper enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature.

Target opponent loses 3 life. Cipher (Then you may exile this spell card encoded on a creature you control. Whenever that creature deals combat dam...