Awesome Monday

Deathtouch {5}{B}{B}: Monstrosity 1. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes monstrous.) When Keepsake Gorgon...

Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.

Pillar of Flame deals 2 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Up to two target creatures can't block this turn. Flashback {3}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile ...

When Doomed Dissenter dies, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Choose one — • Counter target spell if it's blue. • Destroy target permanent if it's blue.

Whenever a creature you control with power 2 or less attacks, Raid Bombardment deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker that creature is attack...

When Mausoleum Turnkey enters the battlefield, return target creature card of an opponent's choice from your graveyard to your hand.

{4}, {T}: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.

{T}: Prodigal Pyromancer deals 1 damage to any target.

Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, Salivating Gremlins gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

When Eyeblight Assassin enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Mogg Flunkies can't attack or block alone.

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains haste until end of turn. Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. ...

As long as Flaring Flame-Kin is enchanted, it gets +2/+2, has trample, and has "{R}: Flaring Flame-Kin gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

Enchant creature {R}: Enchanted creature gets +1/-1 until end of turn.

Trample Madness {2}{R} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Destroy target creature.

Bloodrush — {R}, Discard Skinbrand Goblin: Target attacking creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn.

Flying {4}: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)

Rift Bolt deals 3 damage to any target. Suspend 1—{R} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {R} and exile it with a time counter ...

{2}, Sacrifice Contraption Cannon: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.

Target player discards two cards. Scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom of your library and...