Awesome Monday

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains lifelink until end of turn. Regenerate it. (Damage dealt by a creature with lifelink also causes its controlle...

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

{2}, {T}: Search your library for a card named Festering Newt or Bubbling Cauldron, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Trample At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent was dealt damage this turn, Augment {1}{R}{R} ({1}{R}{R}, Reveal this card from your hand...

Carrion Feeder can't block. Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Carrion Feeder.

When Dire Fleet Hoarder dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Lifelink

Target player sacrifices a creature.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has flying. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by enchanted creature.

When Deadbridge Shaman dies, target opponent discards a card.

Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodflow Connoisseur.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may have target opponent lose 1 life.

Flying, first strike

Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, ...

As Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Hammer Jammer enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to ...

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, ...

Enchant creature When Unquestioned Authority enters the battlefield, draw a card. Enchanted creature has protection from creatures.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has vigilance, and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.

{R}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.

Target player reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. That player discards that card.

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Creatures you control get +1/+2 until end of turn. Untap those creatures. Basic landcycling {1}{W} ({1}{W}, Discard this card: Search your library ...

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.