Awesome Monday

Target player sacrifices a creature. Flashback {5}{B}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

When It That Gets Left Hanging enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gai...

First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.) When Ancestor's Chosen enters the battlefield, you gain 1 ...

Whenever you're dealt damage, Augment {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

{T}: Cinder Pyromancer deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker. Whenever you cast a red spell, you may untap Cinder Pyromancer.

Hidden agenda (Start the game with this conspiracy face down in the command zone and secretly choose a card name. You may turn this conspiracy face...

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)

Flying {2}{U}: Tap target creature with flying.

Flying When Havoc Demon dies, all creatures get -5/-5 until end of turn.

Hail of Arrows deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of target attacking creatures.

Flying When Crow of Dark Tidings enters the battlefield or dies, mill two cards. (Put the top two cards of your library into your graveyard.)

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. ...

Just Desserts deals p damage to target creature. (p is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

Destroy target land. Gotcha — If an opponent touches their face, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Touch and Go from your graveyard to you...

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may reveal a Dragon card from your hand. Target player sacrifices a creature. If you revealed a Drago...

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent discards a card for each Shrine you control.

When Doomed Traveler dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

When Festering Newt dies, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn. That creature gets -4/-4 instead if you control a crea...

Flying Sacrifice a creature: Fallen Angel gets +2/+1 until end of turn.

Regenerate target creature. Draw a card. (The next time the creature would be destroyed this turn, it isn't. Instead tap it, remove all damage from...

At the beginning of your end step, if Erg Raiders didn't attack this turn, Erg Raiders deals 2 damage to you unless it came under your control this...

{1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Executioner's Capsule: Destroy target nonblack creature.