Awesome Monday

Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six...

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots y...

When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever you rol...

Target blocking or blocked creature you control get +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until e...

Vigilance Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control. Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art...

Flying, vigilance When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {1}{W}, {T}: Put ...

When Impounding Lot-Bot enters the battlefield, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantmen...

Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

Flash When Get Your Head in the Game enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch...

First strike As this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. This creature has protection from names that start with the...

Enchant nonland permanent As Gobsmacked enters the battlefield, choose a person outside the game. As long as you can see the chosen person from y...

Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with the either of the chosen letters.

Tap up to two target creatures. Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return A Good Day to Pie from your graveyard to your hand.

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number o...

Whenever another creature you own enters the battlefield, you get {TK}. {W}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered the batt...

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Flying, vigilance When Sword-Swallowing Seraph enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {1}{W}, {T}: Put ...

When Pin Collection enters the battlefield, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or less on it without paying that sticker's ticket co...

{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature.

Flying Trapeze Artist enters the battlefield by being flipped from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If it lands face down or didn...

When Ride Guide enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one — • You get {TK}{TK}. • You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.