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When Astroquarium enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on it. {1}, {T}: Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Shark with...

Flying When Baaallerina enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {2}{U}: Another target creature with a n...

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then look at the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of...

When Seasoned Buttoneer enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blu...

Deathtouch When Carnival Carnivore enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

When Deadbeat Attendant enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Whenever you put an art sticker on a creature, you may return Unlawful Entry from yo...

Destroy target creature. That creature's controller loses 1 life for each unique vowel in the creature's name. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Destroy up to one target Attraction that pla...

Counter target spell, then as a person outside the game if that spell looks dangerous to them. If they say yes, draw a card, then discard a card.

When Gray Merchant of Alphabet enters the battlefield, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you g...

Deathtouch Whenever another creature that has a hat enters the battlefield under your control or a hat sticker is put on a creature you control, ea...

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Return a creature ca...

When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginnin...

Flying, haste When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.

After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you roll a 6, crea...

Haste Robots you control get +1/+1. {R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Rob...

The Space Family Goblinson has trample as long as you've rolled three or more dice this turn. Whenever you roll a die, put a +1/+1 counter on The ...

When Scampire enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a creature card in your graveyard. {3}{B}: Return target creature...

Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six...

Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six...