Awesome Monday

Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or...

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat. Gain control of target creature until e...

Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is the be...

When Scampire enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a creature card in your graveyard. {3}{B}: Return target creature...

Scared Stiff has menace as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Big Winner has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target. You may cast Eelectrocute from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast Eelec...

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Add {R} for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I...

Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sa...

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, it deals damage eq...

Reach Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on Goblin Girder Gang, you may store that result on it. When you do, Goblin Girder Gang ...

Trample Whenever Juggletron attacks, you may put an art sticker on it. Juggletron gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Jugglet...

{3}{U}: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or not. You guess which it is. If you guessed corre...

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. • Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the...

Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.

Haste When Minotaur de Force enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

When Goblin Blastronauts enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit th...

When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you.

{2}{R}: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

When Proficient Pyrodancer enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {2}{R}: Another target creature with ...

When Rad Rascal enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may fold this token in half.

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures,...