Awesome Monday

{1}{W}: This creature gets +0/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Bushido 1 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) {1}{B}: Regenerate this creature.

Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by two.

Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has "{T}: Destroy target Equipment." Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, tap that creature and it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step. {G}: This...

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice this enchantment and you lose 8 life. Whenever another card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, ...

Defender Your maximum hand size is increased by one.

Return this enchantment to its owner's hand: Regenerate target creature.

Flying {2}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Target land becomes the basic land type of your choice until end of turn.

Flying {W}: This creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn.

Reveal the top three cards of your library. An opponent chooses one of them. Put that card into your graveyard and the rest into your hand.

Soulshift 5 (When this creature dies, you may return target Spirit card with mana value 5 or less from your graveyard to your hand.)

When this creature enters, destroy target enchantment. Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, you may return this creature to its owner's hand.

This Equipment can be attached only to a creature with power 3 or greater. Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to ...

Flying {2}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Untap target land.

Flying {2}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Target creature gets -X/-0 until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

As long as you have more cards in hand than each opponent, this creature gets +3/+3.

Haste At the beginning of your upkeep, return a red creature you control to its owner's hand.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each card in your hand.

Counter target creature spell. Draw cards equal to that spell's mana value.

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Sweep — Return any number of Plains you control to their owner's hand. Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each Plains returned this way.

You gain 2 life for each card in your hand.

Soulshift 7 (When this creature dies, you may return target Spirit card with mana value 7 or less from your graveyard to your hand.)