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{T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lands defending player controls.

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

{1}, Sacrifice a nontoken artifact: Create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying. You gain 1 life.

Flying {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

As long as this artifact is untapped, if a creature would deal combat damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage. {2}, {T}: Attacking creatures get +1...

Flying Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Flying

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {G}. Cycling {G} ({G}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

{T}: Add {C}. {7}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Assembly-Worker artifact creature token.

Mountaincycling {2}, forestcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand...

Flying Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you ...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a verse counter on this enchantment. {1}{B}, Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy up to X target nonbla...

Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this creature deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Each player draws two cards.

{T}: Add {C}. {2}{G}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

This land enters tapped with two charge counters on it. {T}: Add {R}. {T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.

This land enters tapped with two charge counters on it. {T}: Add {U}. {T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.

This land enters tapped with two charge counters on it. {T}: Add {G}. {T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.

This land enters tapped with two charge counters on it. {T}: Add {B}. {T}, Remove a charge counter from this land: Add one mana of any color.

{1}{W}{B}: Target creature gains lifelink until end of turn. {1}{W}{B}: Whenever you gain life this turn, each opponent loses that much life.

When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a 4/4 green Elemental creature token. Evoke {4}{G} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. I...