Awesome Monday

At the beginning of each end step, put a corpse counter on this creature for each creature that died this turn. Remove a corpse counter from this c...

{1}: The next time a green source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies,...

You gain life equal to the damage dealt to you this turn. Simulacrum deals damage to target creature you control equal to the damage dealt to you t...

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature becomes tapped, put a -0/-2 counter on it.

Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature by creatures.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+1.

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) {B}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate no more...

Defender (This creature can't attack.) {B}: Regenerate this creature. (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, re...

{1}: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets -2/-1.

Tap X target creatures.

{R}: Tap target Wall.

Flying

If target creature has toughness 5 or greater, it gets +4/-4 until end of turn. Otherwise, it gets +4/-X until end of turn, where X is its toughnes...

{1}{R}{R}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to you.

{1}: The next time a white source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has mountainwalk. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +1/-2 until end of turn. {1}{R}{R}, {T}: Target creature gains mountainwalk until end of turn. (It can't be...

Destroy target artifact with mana value X. It can't be regenerated. Detonate deals X damage to that artifact's controller.

Disintegrate deals X damage to any target. If it's a creature, it can't be regenerated this turn, and if it would die this turn, exile it instead.

Flying {R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. If this ability has been activated four or more times this turn, sacrifice this creature at...

{T}: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.