Awesome Monday

Enchant creature Enchanted creature can't attack or block.

You have no maximum hand size.

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {2}

Whenever a player casts a green spell, you may gain 1 life.

{T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Palace Guard can block any number of creatures.

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {G}.)

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {G}.)