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({T}: Add {U}.)

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you.

Kindle deals X damage to any target, where X is 2 plus the number of cards named Kindle in all graveyards.

First strike {W}{W}: This creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

{B}{B}: Destroy target creature blocking this creature.

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it. {1}{G}: Regenerate this creature.

{B}, {T}: This creature loses this ability and becomes an Aura enchantment with enchant creature. Attach it to target creature. You may pay {B} to ...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a treasure counter on this enchantment. Sacrifice this enchantment: Gain control of target creature wi...

Exchange control of target artifact or creature and another target permanent that shares one of those types with it. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Black creatures can't attack or block.

Lightning Blast deals 4 damage to any target.

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.)

Target player reveals their hand, then you choose a card other than a basic land card from it. Search that player's graveyard, hand, and library fo...

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.

{T}: Add {C}.

{U}: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

Sacrifice a Swamp: This creature gains fear until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by artifact creatures and/or black creatures.)

{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Untap target attacking creature with shadow. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.

All Slivers have "{2}, Sacrifice this permanent: Target player discards a card at random. Activate only as a sorcery."

All Slivers have "{2}, Sacrifice this permanent: Draw a card."

{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains flying until end of turn. Destroy that creature at the beginning of the next end step.