Awesome Monday

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you.

{2}{R}: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Trample Whenever Juggletron attacks, you may put an art sticker on it. Juggletron gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletro...

Haste When Minotaur de Force enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less ...

When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you.

Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less ...

Tap up to two target creatures. Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return A Good Day to Pie from your graveyard to your hand.

Tap up to two target creatures. Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return A Good Day to Pie from your graveyard to your hand.

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.

When Proficient Pyrodancer enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {2}{R}: Another target creature with ...

{2}{R}: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

When Rad Rascal enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

When Rad Rascal enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Reach When Rock Star enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, reveal the top five cards of your library. Ask a person outside the...

Reach When Rock Star enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, reveal the top five cards of your library. Ask a person outside the...

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures,...

When Proficient Pyrodancer enters the battlefield, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {2}{R}: Another target creature with ...

When Ticking Mime Bomb enters the battlefield, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then t...

Choose a triggered ability of target permanent. It triggers. You control that ability.

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures,...