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You get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target ...

Each +1/+1 counter on a creature you control is also a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.") {...

At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get {TK} or create a Treasure token. If you control...

Croakid Amphibonaut has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.

When Lineprancers enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a power and toughness sticker on a creature you own. {3}{G}: Target c...

Grabby Tabby has vigilance as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Trample When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. Put a +1/+1 counter on it for each unique vowel on that sticke...

Roll two six-sided dice. Return any number of cards with total mana value X or less from your graveyard to your hand, where X is the total of those...

Reach When Petting Zookeeper enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Choose one or both — • Destroy target creature with flying. • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.) You may apologize...

As an additional cost to cast this spell, gobble X. (Each time you gobble, take a bite of food or sacrifice a Food token.) X target creatures you c...

Croakid Amphibonaut has flying as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Trample Whenever you roll your third die each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Resolute Veggiesaur.

Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its ...

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.

When Squirrel Squatters enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever Squi...

Reach When Stiltstrider enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't be blocked except by creatures with flavor text.

When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters the battlefield, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. At the ...

Flying When Angelic Harold enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Each creature you control with three ...

When "Brims" Barone, Midway Mobster enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control that has a hat. "Brims" Barone,...

Reveal the top three cards of your library, then choose a consonant. (Y counts.) Put each card that has the chosen letter in the first word of its ...

Deathtouch {T}, Sacrifice Vegetation Abomination: Roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.