Awesome Monday

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.

({T}: Add {G}.)

Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.

{1}{G}: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of ...

Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player re...

Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.

When this creature enters, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of this creature.

{R}, {T}: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

If this creature would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus the result of a six-sided die roll to that permanent or...

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into yo...

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each Magic game you have lost to one of your opponents since you last won a game against them.

As this enchantment enters, choose a player. When the chosen player's hands aren't touching each other, sacrifice this enchantment and that player ...

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may remove a counter from a permanent you control. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.

Denimwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player is wearing denim.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

Flying As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result. At the beginn...

First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to this creature this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, ...

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice this creature and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each p...

Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, destroy target permanent other than this creature with the most lines of text in its text box. (If...

Stand up, Flap your arms, Cluck like a chicken: This creature gains flying until end of turn.

Flying, first strike At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice thi...

({T}: Add {R}.)