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Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add {B}{B}.

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

({T}: Add {W}.)

Flying Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice this creature. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on this cre...

Destroy target nonartifact, nonland permanent that doesn't share a color with clothing worn by its controller.

Whenever a player casts a spell that targets a single player, each player rolls a six-sided die. Change the target of that spell to the player with...

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a ...

Before any player casts a spell with the same name as a card in any graveyard, that player may say "sorry." If they don't, any other player may say...

{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You may put a silver-bordered or acorn permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

({T}: Add {B}.)

Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of funk counters on it equal to the result. At the beginning of y...

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.

This artifact enters tapped. This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step. As long as this artifact is untapped, all players play with their ...

{2}: Roll a six-sided die. This creature gets the indicated result. 1 — It gets -2/-2 until end of turn. 2 — Prevent all combat damage it would dea...

Enchant player As this Aura enters, choose one of enchanted player's hands. That player balances this Aura on the back of that hand. When this Aura...