Awesome Monday

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You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this tu...

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Flying Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit....

As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +0/+1 and has first strike. As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measu...

Choose one — • Target player gains 2½ life. • Prevent the next 2½ damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gotcha — If an opponent ...

Exile target attacking creature. Then remove it from the game. Then put it into the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever zone.

As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each word in its name.

{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate this ability anywhere, anytime.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Whenever a permanent that shares an artist with another permanent you control enters the battlefield, untap ...

{T}: Target permanent's artist becomes the artist of your choice until end of turn.

Bursting Beebles can't be blocked as long as defending player controls two or more nonland permanents that share an artist.

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.

Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyfa...

Flying When Double Header enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.

Enchant creature As Loose Lips enters the battlefield, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words. Enchanted creature has flying. Whenever enchant...