Awesome Monday

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a...

If you control two or more white permanents that share an artist, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. Exile target enchantment.

You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

As this enchantment enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm. When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice this enchant...

{W}{W}: This creature gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

({T}: Add {G}.)

Choose an artist. Tap all untapped permanents with art by that artist or untap all tapped permanents with art by that artist.

Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)

As this creature enters, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.) When the chosen finger isn't touching this creature, s...

When you speak, sacrifice this creature.

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

First strike At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.

You gain life equal to your age.

All creatures with art by the artist of your choice get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn.

You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this tu...

({T}: Add {U}.)

As this creature enters, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Destroy target nonblack creature. Gotcha — If an opponent says "kill" or "destroy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Kill! Destroy! from y...

Flying Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit....